FUNNY PHRASES TO DEDICATE TO YOUR CRUSH ON VALENTINE’S DAY
Don’t know what to say to your crush? Try these Funny Phrases To Dedicate To Your Crush On Valentine’s Day and see how you will steal a smile from your ideal guy.
Since the beginning of February, one of the most important and expected dates for most of us is Valentine’s Day or the Day of love and friendship, in which we take advantage of the romance everywhere to declare our feelings to our crush while trying to be as original as possible.
However, not all of us are able to write the funniest thing, so we turn to the internet to get some help and inspiration. If you can’t think of a phrase that will charm your ideal guy, here are some original sayings for you to dedicate to him.
With these, we are sure that your Valentine’s Day, besides being romantic, will be a lot of fun. Take note!
Funny sayings for this February 14th
Forgive my unpunctuality, I would have loved to have arrived earlier in your life.
I don’t eat breakfast because I’m too busy thinking about you, I don’t eat lunch because I’m too busy thinking about you, I don’t eat dinner because I’m too busy thinking about you, and I don’t sleep because I am hungry.
You should be called Google: you have everything I’m looking for.
I own all these love phrases I send you, even those that are copy and paste.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
I like you as much as I like waking up late. You worry me.
You’re the lemon that makes my life bitter. But without you, my rum has no taste.
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I’ve already seen this movie, and my favorite part is the bit where we kiss
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Here’s another Valentine’s Day together, where my desire to be with you is even stronger than my desire to enjoy a life of singleness.
Temptations like you deserve sins like me.
I don’t need to flirt, I’ll seduce you with my awkwardness.
Will you give me one last first kiss?
I’ve already seen this movie, and my favorite part is the bit where we kiss.
If you knew how much I think of you, you’d sue me for mental harassment.
Singles phrases for this February 14
The last time someone told me they felt the same way I do was because it was so hot.
I’m going to tell my mom to look for the love of my life. She always finds everything.
Lovers have February 14 to celebrate. Singles have the remaining 364 days. Long live singleness!
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The last time someone told me they felt the same way I do was because it was so hot
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Maybe I’m single because loneliness fell in love with me and doesn’t want to see me with anyone else but herself.
Singleness is enjoyed, courtship is respected and the open bar is taken advantage of.
It’s Valentine’s Day and I still haven’t bought my dog anything.
